Google says the funniest things!

June 14, 2011 at 7:18 am 3 comments

I get reports on search terms and phrases readers have entered in Google and elsewhere, searches that have landed them somehow here at CandyProfessor. Lots of what you’d expect, and then a few that make me wonder where that quest might be going:

  • Can you reuse clear rock candy
  • How long before 5 cent candies go hard
  • Candy and bandaids for test taking
  • Beef stale candy
  • Candy with scenic sounding names
  • Biggest candy in Brooklyn

And my favorite:

  • Eskimo Pies helps reduce constipation

Entry filed under: Candy Humor.

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3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Candy Yum Yum  |  June 23, 2011 at 9:40 pm

    I love looking at the search terms on my stat counter. Sometimes they’re a little frightening, and sometimes funny. One recent one was, “Peppermint candy is jive for what?”
    Turns out it’s candy you eat after a reefer session. Who knew!

  • 2. suirittay  |  July 16, 2011 at 12:24 am

    Wahaha!! This is hilarious. I’m gonna go search these up myself!

  • 3. Ren  |  August 2, 2012 at 8:32 pm

    sadly a substantial amount of people had to look up the search term….ever look up can i buy a canadian only to have in the suggestion box slave ,wanted to look up if it was legal to buy and bring to the u.s.a. a canadian candy called kinder suprise (there these eggs with toy;s inside) turned out no, which was a bummer, really wanted to give the eggs as treats to my kids . scary though what comes up in the suggestion box at times, makes you wonder lol I really enjoy the posts, thanks for the good reads .


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