Today’s Interesting Candy Facts
January 21, 2014 at 12:45 pm 3 comments
1. If you spill some M&Ms while you are riding in the car, and you happen to accidentally sit on one for several hours, and it stains your white pants, you can get the stain out with Spray and Wash.
2. If you are at a restaurant, and they give out those red peppermints in cellophane, and you put one in your pocket for later, and you forget about it, and you put your pants in the wash, you will find the wrapper at the bottom of your washer. You will not find the peppermint.
3. If you are driving home for several hours in the dark, and you stop at a gas station to “use the facilities,” and you feel like you ought to buy something since you are using all their nice facilities, and you notice a new kind of “3x Chocolate Snickers” featuring chocolate-ish nougat and chocolate-ish caramel along with the usual chocolate coating, and you buy it, and you break it into pieces in the car to share with your family, and your loving spouse drops some of the crumbs of chocolate onto his shirt, and they melt, you will need that Spray and Wash again. You will not, however, need to try another 3x Chocolate Snickers.
Have any other interesting candy facts to share?
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longwhitekid | January 21, 2014 at 9:09 pm
Yes. Any candy left anywhere in a house, especially where children are present will always magically disappear. You will not need Spray and Wash to make it vanish.
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Loralee | November 17, 2014 at 5:13 pm
I think your peppermint must have dissolved. I wonder if a candy in a well-sealed wrapper would survive the wash?
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Benjamin Eugene NElson | July 7, 2015 at 6:14 pm
If you took every Milky Way Bar and laid them end to end you’d have far too much free time.